The "Secret" Secret Stash

What the Fuck!? Welcome!

You kept telling us that you love our more adult stuff in My Secret Stash, so we made a place just for you! The “Secret” Secret Stash! The real place to know what the fuck is up with our artist and stay stocked up on all your fuckery needs. 

As a member, you can expect untethered access to inside the minds of the 100+ Michigan Artist in our shop and the latest and greatest designs, because who doesn’t love an all-time unique item or the inside scope to our artists and staff?

Like what you fucking see? Signup for the fucking newsletter and blog notifications! 

Just put your name, email, and one great fucking Michigan story or creative insult in the box at the end of the page! We pinkie promise to keep it only for the Secret Staff.

Another super cool way to keep up to date on all those deals, gossip, and other shit we always love. But you don’t want to only hear from us, we want to hear from you! Keep the inspiration up by sharing the fucking joy with your friends and family! Invite them to join us or buy a Moderately Sized Box of Fucks.