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Thick Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy

Duke Cannon

  • 1400


Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.

PRODUCT SPECS:
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Bonus: no loofah required
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

Size: 17.5 oz. *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

INGREDIENTS - THICK – NAVAL DIPLOMACY WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES CROSSPOLYMER-4, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ALOE BARBADENSIS (ALOE VERA) LEAF JUICE, HYDRATED SILICA, ACRYLATES/STEARETH-20 METHACRYLATE COPOLYMER, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, CITRIC ACID, POLYQUATERNIUM-7, SODIUM BENZOATE, POTASSIUM SORBATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, BLUE 1, YELLOW 5, RED 33, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM)


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